Mexihoe

muffinrain:

muffinrain:

i need this shirt bc true

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once

getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)

getting an 80% on a test now:(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

Public education at its finest

(Source: judesoldblog)

fake-mermaid:

“she took him back, regina took aaron back”

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